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Tales from the computer crypt - Part #1

A few days ago an individual brought in a couple of computer systems into our shop complaining that they were slow and noisy. We noticed that the power supply fan was clogged with dust, so we opened the case in order to clean the computer completely. Much to our surprise we found cobwebs and dead bugs inside the system (we were tempted to joke with the customer about spiderman gumming up his system, but thought better of it). Even worse, a live bug crawled out of the system... Since this encounter we've decided that if anything crawls out of your system while we're cleaning it there's a $10 surcharge.
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How wonderfully disgusting. There must be a way to say something about, or at least reference, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_hopper">Grace Hopper</a> here. She did find the original computer bug. You're now part of a long and <i>er, uhm</i> proud history. --Marcel

Completely tasteless, but considering some choice coffees are made with bat guano, bugs and computers, well...


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